ANGELIQUE: What one piece of work are you most proud of?
BENNETTI: I think my latest, The Upside-Down Voice That Speaks Backwards, because it includes some of my favorite stories that I wrote over the course of about eight years. It also has a comic book in the back!
ANGELIQUE: How mad does Dwight get when you eat out of his bowl?
BENNETTI: He bites my face and neck. That’s actually why one of my earlobes is shorter than the other.
ANGELIQUE: What's your favorite thing about the horror community?
BENNETTI:Their supportiveness and their dark sense of humor—also, their love for the dark and the strange! Is that one thing?
ANGELIQUE: What is your hair care routine?
BENNETTI:I buy my shampoo and conditioner from Ollies, which sells damaged goods for cheap. That way, I’m always silky and for under 5 bucks!
ANGELIQUE: How many cigarettes can you fit in your mouth?
BENNETTI: Six hundred and sixty six cartons worth!
ANGELIQUE: When did you grow your first pube? (people are asking )
BENNETTI:Still hasn’t happened, unfortunately .
ANGELIQUE: If you could have sex with any Lovecraftian monster, which one would it be, and in what positions?
BENNETTI:Definitely Cthulhu because of all the tentacles that could reach many crevices. I’d do missionary, so I could convert the monster to Christianity.
ANGELIQUE: Where's the worst place your ever stuck your hamsters ball?
BENNETTI:Hmmm. Tough question. I really have no answer at this time. ( )( )